ODE TO IVY BETTY (repost)

Ivybetty.com is a blog spot that me n $yk also throw content on. it's a real fly spot and my man Mike is a real cool dude. for those of you that want exposure for the shit yall doin, check him out. he is currently takin submissions. SUBMISSIONS, not guaranteed positions. this is me fuckin around like i usually do...

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Ivy Betty! whaaats up! fer sure. i mean, i take it from the title im talkin to a white girl. or at least, a chick with really nice teeth. either way, hello doll.

i have no choice but to comment on how good you look these days, babe. i mean, there used to be a time when pancakes and white girl ass were synonymous. oh, those days are long gone. you are a brick shithouse these days, love. and i love you for it. i remember there used to be a time when white guys would call the majority of the fine women i see nowadays fat. now, curves and ass has become the shit to them. welcome to club fellas! come on in! now, lets have that debate again about the image of women in music videos, and see if we can find any positive outcome from that depiction. with white, black and brown all united under the banner of fat ass appreciation, we see another way hip hop has united us. it may sound funny, but there is a such thing as sexual politics. and that has everything to do with an individual's right to earn. and me personally, i'm all for any means that a poor person, white or black, can use to change their economic situation. why shouldn't our girls get paid for lookin good? is being smart any better? should they only get paid for being smart? and isn't being smart just as much a gift as being beautiful?

i'm a recording engineer, and i'm in the process of finishing my new room, as well as the inaugural project from my label, TasteMakers Music Group. where i'm building is right above a main strip here in Philly, (South Street), and beautiful women walk by right outside the window ALL day. good thing i'm on the 3rd floor, or i'd probably look like a real pervert. far from it. i'm an artist and i appreciate art. and some of you are. works from THE master, for sure. you are the inspiration for this post. well, that and guilt. cause Mike is such a cool dude, and he's given me another spot to be an asshole at, and i dont wanna loose my asshole license. (being an asshole makes me the SHIT! ha!)

it also made me think, that i've never had a relationship with a white girl. i mean, except for a sexual one, cause judging from Tube 8 and Jizz Hut, there is no better sexual performer than a white girl. especially in the head department. she's the only one to make make me, uh, release, (i guess?) from the oral borealis. i'm West Indian (Guyanese/American), but i've been mistaken for Latino all my life. except in New York. they can tell the difference. but there was a time when the white girls from the burbs used to come down the hood, they used to just wanna lay it out for anything Spanish. so, as u imagine, yo soy Latino por al dia esso. mi tiende?

i guess i shouldnt be so stereotypical. but they say they come from real places. im sure that white girls are much more than spectacular head jobs. and i'm open to explore that. sincerely. but you got to admit, great head IS a real deal sealer. what? don't start with that lady. see, if you women would realize that guys are really that short sighted, you'd probably just suck a cock and ALWAYS get ur way. but that too much like a solution. and gotdammit, what else would u have left to start a f@ckin argument about?!?

i guess that's stereotypical too. the girlfriend that always argues. its funny, u guys are the most agreeable when you are not in a relationship. before we say we love you, you are a guy's best friend. sincerely. well, until a bottle of Guinness comes with a vagina attached to it. it'd have to be attached to it, cause the bottle openin just won't accommodate some of us. well, maybe my Asian homies. i guess thats stereotypical too. but i remember this one dude from Laos actually complaining bout his incher. out loud. in the club. but i guess that the breaks. see me, i'm a chubby dude. but i'm fly. and you know the stereotype about the fat dudes dong. well, there's always an exception to the rule. and i'm it. like a m@thaf#cka...

call me some time, babe...

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