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Monday, April 12, 2010

The Two Million Dollar Man



We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic rapper
Drake will be that man
Better than he was before
Better, Stronger, Faster

The moment has arrived. The machine is fine-tuned and oiled, ready to crank out the material recorded by rap's new bionic man. Considering what was said in his recent interview, his bionic eye can detect the haters with precise accuracy. Acknowledging the recent ACL recovery and the all 'Over' the place video, the bionic legs work well. It's time to put the '2 Million Dollar Man' to the test and see whether the bionic investment was/is worthy.

* Blogger's note: The 'Six Million Dollar Man' TV series is owned by Universal. *

Expect the SAG (Screen Actors Guild) card carry member to take us through his "rags to riches", "I did this with no help" stories as he rises to worldwide acclaim with the help of one of the world's largest media conglomerates. This bionic blueprint will be scrutinized heavily for pointers on how to create other versions of rap 'cyborgs' (Nicki 'Jamie Summers' Minaj is on the gurney as we speak).

Although the 'Six Million Dollar Man' series was groundbreaking and quite interesting, the TV show only lasted for 5 years.

Sit back and enjoy the show.

7 comments:

$yk- I dropped a comment over on XXFAIL under the Nicki Minaj 5 year plan post asking when the next Quickstrike was gonna be up then left the links to bboycult and Grands shit. Suffice it to say the comment miraculously never appeared. Fuck that garbage ass site and it's ho ass moderators. I very well my wage a one man war and drop the links under every post over there until people expand their horizons to something more nourishing for the brain.

Son of a fuckin bitch. Them punk muthafuckas published some bullshit ass rebuttal and I got shut down. Try to spread some shine around and the powers that be kill it. Worst part is, the dude who ran off at the mouth under your shit hid behind an anonymous post.

Cap what it do?

You know they don't want us to build! But we always will...it's our duty.

Funny shit, I would've sworn there was no moderator @ XXM back in the day. Until I started effing with wordpress. Them comments get sent to a spam pile with the option to publish or delete. Somebody gets paid to delete that shit, lmao!

Good shit regardless, Cap. You know how we do. Good looking, as usual...

As far as Drake, that nigga better buy a catchers mitt with extra cushion. Bricks are heavy, hard & jagged. Until he can shake the stigma of the Lil Wayne fan club, he'll be parellel to the rest of the roster. He was more popular without Young Money, & I'm sure he sees that by now.

& is it me, or is Nicki making some grown up moves (fired Waka Flocka Flame's mom as manager, dropped from tour to focus on album)? Ain't mad @ that one bit. Lil Kim just announced her album dropping by years end. Wonder if she'll ride the wave & go @ Minaj hard. Or soft. Whatever!

"Them comments get sent to a spam pile with the option to publish or delete. Somebody gets paid to delete that shit, lmao!"

^ word is bond this is truth.org

"or is Nicki making some grown up moves (fired Waka Flocka Flame's mom as manager, dropped from tour to focus on album)? "

^ Jamie Summers and them realized that that Rhianna tour was major money they weren't ready for. They had to rebuild her with the technology. So Icey has them alphabet boys to worry about. The Gucci tour booking accusations are the same thing they violated Waka for.

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LMAO!
Drake is at his best when he rapping like Phonte. I don't mind his singing, but his voice has reached the point of over saturation that I cannot deal with it anymore.

I hope he had a good lawyer and didn't get that standard Cash Money contact. you know, The one with Birdman getting 90% of your $.

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