The $ykotic VMA Quickstrike

No flicks. There's plenty of footage out there for one to manifest. Let's build...

Em ripped that. Clear vocals. I don't know who told Rhi-Rhi to wear that bullsh^t but they should NEVER again be consulted when it comes to fashion. NEVER. AGAIN.

How can Ross have had the album of the year when all he could do was ride a senior citizen scooter to pick up the hostess? They see him as a joke, so that was the job he was hired to do, comedy. Do the knowledge homies.

I would do Chelsea dirty, like nut in the pupil and let her hear the door close while she gets her eyesight in order. "The towels are in the bathroom girl..."

"$yk baby, could you...( click click )"

LEFT FIELD: Why is Souljah trying to sue Miss Info when Kat Stacks "allegedly" set him up?

Usher what was popping with them Sunday Holy Ghost dance moves? But you killed it fam.

Word is bond, 40 oz. bottles are made better than those moon man awards. BELIEVE THIS.

My girl, my homie and his wife and I were trying to remember the name of the last Justin Beiber. See the jewel in this.

Bet a stack there were plenty of Petey Pablo jokes that were deemed too sensitive to broadcast. The T.I. joke was lizzame.

50 should have presented an award as Pimpin' Curly, word is bond. And who was that red headed MILF in the nightgown curtain on the spinning platter?

C'mon Pharrell, Ciara had the spandex on spreading the legs and you look TOTALLY disinterested. #cutitoutyo

And again, Chelsea calling the little guy her "Mexican nugget (a lil too loose with it)" is a good reason reason I would infect the eyeball. No one stamped your pass.

While y'all adore Jigga, AKON IS THE MAN. The shim Gaga is HIS artist.

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW SH^T ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT. THERE HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 5 OTHER PEOPLE, HER PEERS WHO HAVE CALLED HER OUT SAYING SHE AIN'T SH^T AND NO ONE HAS SAID A DAMN THING. That song was early morning alcohol sh^t water.

Yo Drake, w/o Mary J rocking with you, that would have been after school special boring kid. You need to tell your team to let you rehearse for like 6 months or hire some help, because your live show sucks ostrich balls. Swizz, you need no microphone dog.

All hail Mary J Blige.

Can I presume Minaj didn't have the performance shine like they said months ago because SHE CAN'T PERFORM? No wonder she couldn't tour with Rhianna. You killed will.i.am's shine girl.

B.o.B. needs some breathing lessons, and to calm down. Word. I thought that broad was gonna sing 'You Light Up My Life 2010'.

Kanye? 'Nuff said. I won't talk about how he snatched Araabmusik's M.O., but that was $ worthy. Pusha has something going for his future.

Now that I think about it, it probably was a prelude to some type of Dipset action that's gonna happen on one of these Fridays. Stay tuned.

All in all, talent shines thru, gimmicks fall short. I haven't watched award shows in years, and most likely will not after this.

Shouts to Sterling wine, purple haze, and shrimp Parmesan.

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