$ykotic Quickstrike:The e-Drunk

Side note: I was going for Ned The Wino, but it wasn't a good look.

Hare E Nutz says:

Fuck you an yo mamma bitch

SwaggzDaGreat1 says:

mayn fuck bwah be a yo are we be gettin it ova her bloc zone58 house4 cum holla

^ Cats giving out coordinates

B says:

nigga yous a fucktard

^ ??? When did fucktard become hood lingo?

Don't worry....i know that you're says:

gay

^ took some time to create that one, huh?

I can't say e-Thug, because even the thought of trying to beat someone down, on and through the world wide web is inane. Those crazy ass comments remind me of them corner winos, those Thunderbird style cats. You could be talking to someone, or even crossing the street, and they just come over and start yelling slurred words of emotional banter, and be loud as hell too.

Cats be drunk commenting. If people can drunk text, they can drunk comment.

Yeah we can blame it on the kids, trolling around the sites getting laughs because they're bored. But at the same time some of their content is realistic thought. You can tell that they consumed too much of the media flavored kool-aid, and they are speaking in that slurred, drunken manner.

Check this out. Face(the)book being through at you for updating your status when you know you've got a warrant.

You have followers, like stalkers and "inquirers" being updated of your personal movements. "Bout to smoke with the homie Moe...Ribeye Gang stay winning"

Newsflash: "So and so rapper was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana last night as the police raided a drug safe house at..."

I always remember Benny Hill calling that old, bald cat Jackie Wright, a "twit".

"So you like the idea? What should we call it?"

"I can't stop laughing! People are dumb twits, huh?"

"Twits huh?"

Doesn't the law always use blue?

This blog made me think about this wino dude back in the day in Brooklyn, who was well known, but one day he got out of pocket and got clapped. The crazy part is dude had serious pocket change. He was just caught up in the hype. The label had him mesmerized to where all he just wanted to do was have fun (see what I did there "just for entertainment" lurkers).



4LOKO ain't got nothing on these bottles. I've seen these labels kill more people than guns. Word to the various original Kat Stacks' still out there tricking for a bottle of this sh^t.

Call me when cats get sober.

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My Xtra Xtra Large Response

To this right here.

It's too late. She's already influencing the young women, look at the above comments.

Young, impressionable ladies out there, DO NOT be fooled by this girl's "success". The media and people LOVE to see a glutton for punishment. IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEIR LIVES. People only want to know WHY she's doing this, and what she's gonna do next, the "HOT SCOOP". No one cares about her to step in and warn her of the consequences of what she's doing. They are only around to get PAID OFF OF HER.

There is no future in what she's doing. Ask all of the porno chicks out of work, who can't get a real gig because dudes remember them in the magazines and movies. Ask all of the models who have shown their ass and did things for work and STILL don't have a good modeling job.

Ask all the versions of Kat Stacks in your neighborhoods, who are burned out/turned out with no type of life, still hanging out by the liquor store trying to get something. Look at them old chicks with the tacky cloth and horrible makeup, getting drunk on the corner with the old heads, flirting for a meal, a fix, or some of the OG's SSI money, while they leave their kids at home hungry and unclean.

Ask the broads who borrow clothes to go clubbing every weekend to meet a "baller", only to get dug out and sent home (if that) if they REALLY have a future in what they are doing. If they did, they wouldn't be there every weekend.

This woman is NOT a role model. The Black woman on the international space station is a role model.

And I will respect the Black woman on the train or bus coming home from work, with her shoes off because her feet hurt, with groceries in her hand or clothes for her children WWWWAAAAAYYYYY before I respect this little girl.

* drops mic *

Kibblez N Bitz:

What ever happened to that Shakur "Nada Hoe" chick? The one who thought she was gonna blow up because she was in that Drake video, had will.i.am make a beat for her, and blogged on XXL? Where is she?

Exactly.

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T2LF

Damn, she got you shorty. I didn't even believe it until I saw it. That broad is NOT playing fair. You're not even smart enough to have the chick sit between your legs so you can watch HER, or go home and take a shower, so you don't have this chick going thru all of your pockets and stuff. Son, it's Kat Stacks, your guard is supposed to be up.

To keep it real, a lot of entertainers do blow, although I'm not advocating the youngin' doing it. Cats are too quick to say you're a hater, and he got his money let him do him. And besides that, I didn't see him do it. But homegirl is sitting there rubbing his chest, making him feel like a man, while she's plotting his destruction for her benefit. Y'all still like this chick, calling her the "Queen Of Media", giving her write-ups in major publications, and paying her to host events like she's actually a true celebrity?

Savages in the pursuit of happiness, I tell ya.

The bad part is, son sounds like he's really feeling this chick. And you ain't even smart enough to confiscate her phone/camera. SMMFGDH

Take the L fam. Don't know how the label is gonna view you now, as a young kid who's major hit was eons ago, and fresh off of a scandal with a professed hooker/media whore in a hotel with lines on the table. Good luck with that.

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Survival Series:The Five Fingers

One of my biggest fears is that if/when any type of ish goes down, I don't want to be caught out there in the wilderness of North America without shoes. Slippers and sandals won't serve any real justice if I need to run.

Vibram, the company who IMO makes the best soles ever, came up with this idea. I'm not gonna get into the conversation on how other footwear may be too cushion-y to where it actually makes you feet weaker, or the fact that most likely the majority of us are too used to that type of cushion-y footwear to where we won't patronize this product.

But this here, is something I can use. I wouldn't rock them to/from work like how cats switch up footwear in NYC, nor would I do any running or trail walking in them, although they can be used in these capacities. No I'm not gonna rock them with jeans and a v-neck tee. I would use them at the crib, in the car (OK, maybe they will get worn w/jeans & a tee), at the beach (those Coney Island, Rockaway, and Brighton beach goers could definitely use these), or place them in the luggage when I travel (a plus at the airport). They might even push the boots inside the REAL survival bag.

But some of you dudes may have to grind that marble off of your feet and clip the talons to wear these.



Check them out at REI.

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$ykotic Quickstrike:Kibblez And Bitz

Need these to compliment the black ones I own.

I kinda like that new Dre cut, 'Turn Me On'. After hearing 'Under Pressure' on that HP ad, you can clearly hear that that song wasn't gonna move the crowd, so he probably used it for his endorsement venture, kinda like that Dr. Pepper song I don't even remember.

Ross vs Jeezy shows that Khaled is running out of ideas. And SMGDH at these fickle ass fans saying it's a wrap for Jeezy, who just so happens to have a big hit summer song playing at various kinds of entertainment venues and social gatherings as we speak/read.

People hate what LeBron did on TV, but wait for Farve to pull the same stunt every year, on TV.

If oil doesn't evaporate as fast as water does and therefore doesn't get released in the atmosphere quickly, how did it evaporate so fast in the body of water? Is it because of the detergent they used? Won't that evaporate within the water into the atmosphere?

Anyone notice after 'Ye put out his portrait(Power), Jay-Z announced his memoir?

I was hoping for a Roc Marciano video for 'Marcberg', in case any of the Dallas Penn collective check in over here. And that Sean P verse on 'Snow'.

Do them spam comments count as hits?

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Leftovers

The Black Eyed Peas are an American hip hop group that formed in Los Angeles, California in 1995.-Wiki

So don't be mad when they start calling them the greatest rap group of all time.

So while most of the sites are concentrating on Young Buck's financial situation, and whatever Drake thinks about his first album, I'm reading this. I totally understand why this would be in the non-news section, the US recording industry NEEDS that album. Sony needs that album. MJ wasn't a household brand name, he was an industry. Hundreds of people around the world worked for this man.

I guess their ribs are touching right now, because it seems like they have defrosted some leftovers to eat off of.

I totally agree with what will.i.am is saying. Anyone who has attempted to do music professionally can pretty much agree with will. If these were such "gems", why did Mike hold on to them for so long? If anyone, he had the power to drop anything whenever, shut radio down for like an hour or 2. Albeit there may be some good songs he held back on, but I don't see the 'Detox' effect, like he purposely held them back, with this project.

BTW has anyone else noticed the 1st song on the archaeological Dre project was made like 6 months ago?

I'm just glad someone on Sony's staff hinted that it would have been distasteful to release this MJ project on the year anniversary, so I won't speak on how it will be released in the holiday quarter of the year. But songs as far back as 'Bad'? I hope thus is not foretelling. Who's picking these cuts, Janet or a Sony suit? Randy? The kids? JD?

I have been saying since MJ's passing, we will see the greed of men unfold. They are about to push those MJ leftovers at a premium cost, and if the first dish is received well, behold the floodgates. Family included.

Not too many people like black eye peas because of the taste and the association of it (slave food). Ironic isn't it? A lot of people don't like leftovers either.

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